McArdle

used to put videos of himself in papers he sent back after grading. From what I saw it's McArdle sitting in an office room, wearing a baseball cap, probably yelling at the student writer.

Scary. I'm kindof glad Blackboard doesn't support those videos.

I've also noticed McArdle uses his hands A LOT while talking. He reminds me of my friend Kenny, who we all call 'Kenny Cuphands'

Kenny cuphands always uses grand hand gestures, but never removes his hand from the cupped position. It doesn't matter what he's doing, waving HANDS CUPPED, pointing to something outside HANDS CUPPED, hugging someone HANDS CUPPED, even when he's simply talking to you HANDS CUPPED! He's crazy. The fact that his hands are never uncupped, is in itself CRAZY.

Lesbeonist.

That research paper snuck up and bit me in the ass.

I just don't think I know how to manage time. At all.
I make lists and lists, and alarms, and facebook events for myself, yet I still cannot manage time.
I always end up, looking at celebrities' physical defects, shopping online, or organizing my drawers.....none of which are necessary.

I guess I will just have to accept I'll never graduate or land a permanent job.
Life is looking way up right now :/

Accounting Club.

James Franco knows as I feel. In this picture he's probably attending real life accounting club.


Accounting Club is seriously one of the lamest things I've experienced in my life - and I've been through a lot of lame things.
In case no one knows (which is very likely), Ball State's Accounting Club meets every Monday at 4pm in WB 144. At these meetings, students sit silently, while listening to various speakers who have knowledge of accounting talk for an hour.
Today I went, and a part of my soul died.
This is a summary of the meetings:
"sdfghjklxdcfvgbhnjmkNumberssdfghjksdfghAuditingxcvbnmfghdfghjklbalancesheetszkmlasdfghjkZxcvbnm,kjhgfdsazsxcdfvgbhjklkjnbgvfcDebitasdfghjkl;Creditzsxcdtfvjmko,sdfghjjjjjjjjjPayrollExpensexcvbnmdsfgbnmblaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhCPA...Boringborinboringboringboooorrring.

It's tough to handle.

Exercise

I've determined i need to get a lot healthier, and in a lot better shape. I feel it'd make me much happier.

Unfortunately, I have zero motivation, and I'm tragically lazy.
Hopefully over summer I can get into another aerobics class or something, or get up in the gym working on my fitness.


We'll see if this ever happens though.

The Best Afternoon Ever!

Well I woke up a little late, went and got lunch at Noyer, and now I'm going to lay down for a nap and cuddle with my boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

It amazes me how he chose to be with a simple ol' girl like me...but I guess it was meant to be.

OKAY. In reality i'm just exhausted from last night's festivities and I'm watching Alpha Dog in my friend's bed....but it'd be nice if Justin Timberlake was actually here snuggling...very nice.
But I guess a girl can dream = ]

Have a good weekend classmates!

WARNING: If you're faint of heart DO NOT read this blog...

Recently I discovered something very disturbing: HAIRY TONGUE.

I mean I don't personally have it, but my friends told me about the condition the other day, and it's disgusting.
Hairy tongue is the condition of staining the papillea on one's tongue and is caused by an overgrowth of bacteria or yeast in the mouth. How does this happen you may ask? Many things cause this, but smoking and chewing tobacco can expedite the growth.

I was shocked when I heard about this, so I had to google image it right away. The picture in my bog is what popped up. OH EM GEE. NEVER wanting this to happen...blaaaaaahhhhggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diet Mtn Dew

Is THEE best soft drink ever made!

I swear zero calories and all that delicious flavor! I normally don't drink cokes, but I sometimes guiltily treat myself to a diet mtn dew. It has the great taste of half mountain dew, half cardboard, and I know it's strange, but it's the perfect combination in a drink!

My grandma just gave me 6 bottles of it when she visited last weekend so I get to enjoy it even more often! Oh grandma, she knows the ways to my heart <3